Melody Enthusiasts Gifts

Coventry Carol

Renaissace Music Lovers

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Piano Recital

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Guitar Man.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Serenading

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."