Melody Doctor Mugs

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Relationship Warning Lights

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Caught in the Music

Music producers.

Personal Relationship Counsellor

'OK...now what?'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Sergey Rahmaninov

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

Michail Glinka

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'I think he is a composer.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

"You're both miserable wretches, but I suppose that's beside the point."

Giuseppe Verdi

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Piano Bar

Prince

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

The Cello Victims

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

The Neuro — The First Official Worldwide Currency

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'