Melodic Munchers Mugs

Sonata in C for Piano and Potato Chips

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Alphabet soup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

Motivation

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"So … ribs for lunch?"

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'