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"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Lord Byron

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

'I hate my life.

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

Palm Reader...

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

Rum Mage Sale Today

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

'Should I buy or sell?'

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

Floating away

'I keep getting his answering machine.'

"This, of course, is a medium strength medication."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Just go ahead and draw - I can't hit the broad side of a barn lately. Naw, I ain't really in the mood today. Low Noon.

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.

Tears

"Fall makes him sad."

Man has storm cloud umbrella.