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"Fall makes him sad."

'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Neil Young

'I hate my life.

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

Just go ahead and draw - I can't hit the broad side of a barn lately. Naw, I ain't really in the mood today. Low Noon.

Bored couple.

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.

Man has storm cloud umbrella.

Tears

Picasso's Blues Period

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

Sad Songs.

"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..."

"I like sad songs."

Where the boulevard of broken dreams crosses the avenue of broken appliances...

There's a tear in my beer.

Tailpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

Looking miserable out there today...

'Your work is so bleak, so despairing, your angst so wrenching. I've never read a party invitation quite like it before.'