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Chateau Solitude

Pastorius wonders why.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

Lord Byron

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Neil Young

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

Picasso's Blues Period

Just go ahead and draw - I can't hit the broad side of a barn lately. Naw, I ain't really in the mood today. Low Noon.

"Fall makes him sad."

Tears

Man has storm cloud umbrella.

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.

Where the boulevard of broken dreams crosses the avenue of broken appliances...

Tailpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'

There's a tear in my beer.

"I like sad songs."

Sad Songs.

Philip Larkin.

'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'

"I'd like to dedicate my next song to that delightful little table in the corner."

'Your work is so bleak, so despairing, your angst so wrenching. I've never read a party invitation quite like it before.'

Playing Sad Songs on the Piano.

"The pit of despair. That's new, isn't it?"

"I'm not sad, just a little melon collie."