Megalith Enthusiasts Prints

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Lesser known greek gods,

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Vodka

Giant Headless Horseman

Starbucks Siren

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

And on this day, God created children.

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

Sulking

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

Scuba Diving Devil

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.

Brush With Death

"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."