Meteorite Enthusiasts Prints

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

'It looks like our time is up.'

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

US destroys Dangerous Satellite.

"As long as you're up there, how about brushing the snow off the satellite dish?"

The New York Review of Weather.

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

"Thank God things are getting back to normal."

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

'This perfume is delightful, but unfortunately it also attracts meteorites.'

'Looks like the forecasters got it right for once.'

Festive Flirt.

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

When songs come true...catch a falling star.

'Maybe I am jinxed -- did anybody else ever get hit by a meteor while standing in line at the unemployment office?'

Man looking at a mausoleum in a cemetery that has been fitted with a satellite antenna

'He's only interested in weather forecasting, whether I will or whether I won't!'

"I've been considering your request for a transfer, Finchley."

'Substitute weatherman.'

"I'll see you the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow is supposed to be cloudless."