'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'
Meetings Escape Artist Mugs
Celebrate their clever escape skills with mugs that humorously acknowledge their talent for slipping out of meetings before they start. Perfect for their desk or home.
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"
'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'
An alleyway leads to a scenic area.
'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"
"The Ususal, Mr. B?"
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Crib Escape
"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
Desert Island Fantasies
I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.
'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
Stress
Tweaking the CV.
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
Chairmen of the Bored
'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'
"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.
Meetings Escape Artist Mugs Collection
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