Meeting Skeptics Mugs

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

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"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

The first meeting.

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

'Today's seminar will focus on individual accountability in the workplace. I did not deliver the handouts to the printer on time, soe we won't be able to refer to them. it's not my fault.'

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'