Meeting Mythologist Mugs

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Lady of the bath...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Warrior Woman

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Neptune

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.