Modern Mythologist Mugs

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'Internet trolls don't live under bridges. Can't get a mobile signal under there.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

'He'll have to do a drugs test!'

"Were the 'Trolls' internet trolls?"

Medusa on Zoom.

"Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'There's a troll under the rickety-rackety bridge.'

'Has it been washed?'

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

The Tree of Knowledge

Tooth Fairy

'Oh-oh †the Snake's telling Eve about cloning!'

Unicorn in the Woods

The DVR is full again. The modern Sisyphus.

"Yeah, I'm the Tooth Fairy. But you're gonna have to take a check."

centaur riding a segway

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Venus

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness