Meeting Humor Enthusiast Mugs

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Stick in a Meeting...Unstuck in a Meeting

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Police Feline Unit

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Selling lemon latt�

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Do Not Resuscitate

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Cariactures

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"