Interview Humor Enthusiasts Mugs

'Are all of these letters of recommendation from your mother?'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Cariactures

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Do Not Resuscitate

Selling lemon latt�

'Cannonball!'