Meeting Escapists Pillows

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Bo're'droom

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

Worm running away from hook.

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

"Looks as though we got out just in time!"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

A giveaway tan line...

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

They were out of bagels...

'You left the annual report meeting early, too, huh?

'Faster, our past is catching up with us!'

'Fishing in the West.'

Digital Daze: Texting during a meeting.