Meet Cute Fan Mugs

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Hollywood or bust!

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

Dua Lipa caricature

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

"No no, you haven't inadvertently crossed into Canada, it's me who's on vacation in the USA..."