Meditative Pastry Pro Gifts

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

You're the puff in my pastry!

Bermuda Triangles

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Picking pastries.

Punt Cake

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Tension filled the tent.

Today's special... donuts.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Pastry Hat

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Doughboy Dad

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Pie Filling Reader