Meditation Aficionados Prints

"Oh, a wise guy, huh?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

My God, I need to fart.

Zenemies.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Meditation

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Showoff"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'Have you been working out?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'