"Me? Why can't you ring the doorbell?"
Medieval Scene Setter Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the magic of the medieval period? Our medieval scene setters celebrate the artistry and fantasy of bygone ages with quirky and detailed designs. Whether for history buffs, fantasy lovers, or those who enjoy a touch of the old world, these creative products bring medieval tales to life on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Explore the rich imagery and detailed scenes that make each item a storytelling piece, perfect for those who appreciate history, craft, and a little whimsy.
"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"
'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'
Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'
'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
"We're following Carrot Top."
'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'
Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."
Knight feeding his kids.
"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."
Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
"The peasants are revolting Sire."
'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'
'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'
TV jester.
With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".
"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"
"The knights of the round accent table"
Joust Sharpener
"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."
"An everything Martini, please."
"Oh great, the printer is down."
'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'
Knights of the bedside table.
"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"
underwater knight
Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.
In case of emergency - use tin opener...
Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress
'He's been brought in to save the company.'
'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'
'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'
"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."
Medieval Scene Setter Gifts Collection
Medieval Scene Setter Mugs
Explore our medieval scene mugs and bring a touch of history to your coffee or tea ritual.
Medieval Scene Setter Pillows
Shop our medieval-inspired pillows and add whimsical medieval scenes to your home décor.
Medieval Scene Setter Prints
Find detailed medieval scene prints to decorate your space or gift a piece of historical artistry.
Medieval Scene Setter T-Shirts
Discover our medieval scene t-shirts and celebrate the charm of the medieval era in your wardrobe.