Medieval Recreation Mugs

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Holiday time.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Knight feeding his kids.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Joust Sharpener

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."