Medieval Period Mugs

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

'We just have to hope and pray they don't go around the side!'

"All right...hands up who loathes the welsh"

King Henry IV

Norman Wisdom

The Troubadour

'To be honest? A little claustrophobic.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"But I only restarted it three minutes ago."

"Remove any metal from your pockets."

'You call - we'll toss for Rape or Pillage!'

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"

'I always carry a little mace in my purse, for protection.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"We're following Carrot Top."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Knight Golfing

Knight feeding his kids.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"He's his own worst enemy."

TV jester.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."