Medieval Music Mugs

Early Music Festival

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Knight feeding his kids.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"He's his own worst enemy."

Joust Sharpener

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Swiss army knife

"The knights of the round accent table"

Hildegard von Bingen

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

TV jester.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

underwater knight

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress