Medieval Meow Enthusiast Pillows

Letting the Cat Out

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Knight feeding his kids.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Joust Sharpener

Hildegard von Bingen

"Early model of baggage claim"

TV jester.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...