Medieval History Geek Prints

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Knight feeding his kids.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

TV jester.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Joust Sharpener

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"The knights of the round accent table"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

underwater knight

Knights of the bedside table.

The Beard in the Stone

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'