Medieval Fanatics Pillows

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'I think your absent mindedness is getting worse.'

Ah the pleasant afternoons King Dunwoody spent in the fields with his famed hunting gnat.

Pottery Sale

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Knight feeding his kids.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Joust Sharpener

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

TV jester.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress