Medieval Europe Pillows

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Knight Golfing

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Lady of the bath...

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Joust Sharpener

"Early model of baggage claim"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"What the hell took so long?"

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Knights of the bedside table.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.