Medication Muncher Pillows

"I'm out of purple pills. Can I take 1 blue and 1 red instead?"

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"They're sound bites."

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

Motivation

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

Man eating 'after work mints'

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"