Medication Meditator T-Shirts

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Be Healthy

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Cactus seats.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Want to make it two out of three?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Why am I running?

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.