Medication Label Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Side effects may include....'

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

Meds Toast

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

'My portfolio is doing well after they injected it with the right combination of pharmaceuticals.'

'North Korea and Iran want nukes... Palestinians elect Hamas... and now a commercial from a leading anti-anxiety medication....'

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

Chiantis In Translation

'I own Acme Drug stock, so fill this prescription with their product.'

I won THAT Pulitzer for a drug name.

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

"So I guess this probably counts as an adverse event."

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

"This pill is the only thing that will cure you. The good news is that it's up to you whether or not you take it orally."

"Would you like to supersize that?"

'Pharma stocks rose on news life in Iraq is so bad, everyone is hooked on anti-depressants.'

Prince.