Medically Intrigued Prints

"Well I'm out of ideas, here, anyone else want to give this a stab?"

'Before she died, she donated your organs.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Paging for a Doctor

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."