Medically Curious Soul Prints

"Mr Potts, could you step behind the curtain and get undressed please."

The Zoo.

'The Questioner'

No Immediate Danger

"But what if this is all there is?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"What does it all mean?"

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

A Mom and Pop Operation

Myth Diagnosis

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping.

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

Plastic Surgery

"He has a pretty rare blood group."

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

"I understand how I was born; I want to know why."

A woman is staring at someone's feet when they are in an MRI machine.

"It's just what I suspected: Obstruction of Justice."

"By golly, that is a nasty rash...but I'm actually a Doctor of Philosophy!"

Intensive Care in the Community

You really like asking questions, don't you?

"Well I'm out of ideas, here, anyone else want to give this a stab?"

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

Bible Study - Today's Lesson Adam & Eve