Medical World Explorer Prints

'Calvin has laryngitis, but he never complains.'

'These tablets are magic and not habit-forming, as long as you don't miss taking one every single day...'

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Travelling

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Introducing Piza Island.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

Flights and Coronavirus

'Welcome to Geography.' 'Are we there yet?'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."