Medical World Explorer Mugs

'Calvin has laryngitis, but he never complains.'

'These tablets are magic and not habit-forming, as long as you don't miss taking one every single day...'

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Travelling

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Airport

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Greece

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Flights and Coronavirus

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

'Welcome to Geography.' 'Are we there yet?'

Workaholic goes to Pisa