Medical Unifier Pillows

Health cuts after Covid 19

Social distancing

Meet the Enemy

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

Vaccine hurdles

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

"When they said the NHS was 'from the cradle to the grave' I didn't think they meant we couldn't retire until we were 108..."

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

'Where does it hurt?'

ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Interfaith dialogue

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

"Don't just stand there gawping women! Give me a hand with my monthly salary!"

Humanitarian Medical Work

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

Case in Point

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

"Would you like a post-surgery to-go box?"

'I wish I had your health.'

'Sponge diving, Bob?'

"You'll be happy to hear I'm not holding you accountable for any of your preexisting conditions."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'