Medical Treatment Journey Prints

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Postwar is hell."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Window Treatment

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

Burnout Syndrome...

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Emotional Support Pest

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

"I’d like to return my Fitbit—It won’t stop calling me a lazy piece of sh*t."

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"Father was a tyrant."