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"Uninsured? That needn't be a problem. We can refer you to a very fine doctor in Ottawa."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

06 Congressional Record.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

Hanging out your shingle

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"Cardiac day patients?"

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

Proctology Clinic 'The Endoscope is Near.'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

"I think we've got another novel virus here."

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well.'