Medical Studies T-Shirts

'It's worse than I thought: the frog in your throat has a frog in its throat.'

Virtual Doctor

'Before I give you these pills, I want to find out how the guinea pigs are doing.'

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

'He earned his way through medical school working in a pizzeria!'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

'What's holding him up?'

'You really love medical college, eh?' (body parts tattooed on man's torso).

A hospital chart shows health going down and bills going up.

"Out of the way amateur!"

"I've found a diagnosis on the internet...maybe I should get a second opinion from my doctor."

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

Doctor consulting a textbook.

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

I remember when I started dental school. Getting my student loan was like pulling teeth!

'On the plus side. . . global warming should take care of your frostbite.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

This is awkward, but I need to ask if you'd like to donate your body to science.

Medical School. Clinic. Bad genes do cause some medical issues, but prescribing khaki trousers does not help.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."