Medical Sciences Prints

'It doesn't look good, Bob!'

'Your hands shake. Do you drink alot?'

'I'd like to be frozen until health insurance will cover my pre-existing conditions.'

"Off hand I'd say you have one of those super bugs that's going around, but just to be sure I'm ordering a bunch of tests ."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Occu-Pie Mars

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

At the Museum

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"His first out-of-body experience."

Big Bang Theory.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain