Medical Science Buff Prints

"When gene therapy goes awry..."

'Medical researchers have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with everyone we meet.'

Volunteered for one medical experiment too many.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Apples for sale

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

You must be this tall.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Genius Envy

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Corona Funeral