Medical Science Buff Prints

"When gene therapy goes awry..."

'Medical researchers have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with everyone we meet.'

Volunteered for one medical experiment too many.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

Apples for sale

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

You must be this tall.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Corona Funeral

Genius Envy

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."