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'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Best before 65 million BC.

Jurassic Pork

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Are we there yet?"

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'