Medical Regulator Pillows

'Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

US v.s. Tech Giants

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Tempest in a Teapot

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

Pulling The Economy Uphill

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

The two faces of capitalism.

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

World Financial Mafia

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Stethoscope line.