Media Regulator Pillows

News: Who reports on the reporters?

Press Complaints/Compliant Commission

Media watchdog.

'It's a follow up to the Railway Children complaint. They're concerned that watching Bill and Ben encourages the use of pot.'

'You don't like it and I don't like it, but the FCC likes it.'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'Hello...is that the press complaints commission?'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Press Freedom

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"AI chat bot"

Turkey, present day...

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Tempest in a Teapot

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Free press.

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

The Expert

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"The enemy of the people!"

Freedom of the Press

Pulling The Economy Uphill

News for Sale