Medical Parodist T-Shirts

'I know it's a bummer. We don't like it any more than you do. Now, back away from the desk.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do me next."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Night of the Zombonies.

The Family Joules: Part 16

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The Pink Bantha

Alternative fielding positions

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Puss in cement boots"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Housekeeping?!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"The Eggsorcist"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Virtual Doctor

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'