Medical Parodist T-Shirts

'I know it's a bummer. We don't like it any more than you do. Now, back away from the desk.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Do me next."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Puss in cement boots"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Alternative fielding positions

"The Eggsorcist"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Housekeeping?!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

Virtual Doctor

Can't Touch This

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'