Medical Mishap Laugher Prints

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

The breakup

'To show you I'm not all bad, I won't be letting you go until after 'Bring Your Child To Work Day'.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"We the jury, find the defendant to be as guilty as he looks."

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

"A cashier told me to have a nice day and I didn't. Am I liable or can I sue her?"

Coast to coast.

Jury Bribes.

'But we've got laws on the books now that we can't enforce!'

'The computer must be on the blink if it sent a questionnaire to him!'

'Litigate not, least ye be litigated against!'

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

"And here we have a very rare and unusual piece titled 'The Last Remaining Open Seat.'"

"I thought you said you were watching your weight!"

'I drank to a lawyer's health, and now he's slapped me with a malpractice suit.'

'It's a tweet from heaven. They say if we don't stop watching them, they're going to tell God.'

Escaping surgery.

'Don't tell me we live in a litigious society... I ought to sue you for saying that!'

'We're looking for a mother figure.'

'Both prosecution and defense must submit any unwritten laws in writing.'

"You bite me again and I'll sue."

"That's OK. I'll get the next one."

'Never ever will I move by train again.'

"Yes, they offer free delivery. But when an on-line seller laughs, does their belly shake like a bowl full of jelly?"

'Well I'll be damned, you got me on a technicality.'

'I don't teach my students about the Bill of Rights any more -- it just makes them unruly.'

"Well, the satnav said turn left."

"I don't have to worry about my investments; it's a perk of not having any."

They Say It's Too Easy To Sue, But Nothing Could Be Further From the Truth