Medical Imaging Technician Mugs

'Which one do I get in?'

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

"Reimbursements are still shrinking - billing sent us the latest payment to read."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'Well, well, well...'

TAP TAP TAP TAP

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Cat Scan

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Darn it, lost another swab."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

"Someone is at the front door."

'That's his foot, that's his heart, that's a lego you swallowed at some point... weirdo.'

Baby Footballer

"OK, now can we do a silly one?"