X-ray Technician Mugs

"I don't like the look of these. I better send them up to legal."

Radiologist's Selfie

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"I think I found the problem...."

X-Ray toilets.

'These X-rays are good, Mr. Sanderson, but I think we could tell more about you from a resume.'

"I'm in the x-ray support systems business, which contrary to popular belief, isn't a whole bundle of laughs."

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

"I'm dating an X-ray technician."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Orthopaedist

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Alcoholic's X-Ray