X-ray Technician Mugs

"I don't like the look of these. I better send them up to legal."

Radiologist's Selfie

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

Clinic. The x-ray tech started dating that patient. I wonder what she sees in him?

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"I think I found the problem...."

X-Ray toilets.

'These X-rays are good, Mr. Sanderson, but I think we could tell more about you from a resume.'

"I'm in the x-ray support systems business, which contrary to popular belief, isn't a whole bundle of laughs."

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

"I'm dating an X-ray technician."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Orthopaedist

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

'As you can see, the CAT scan of your brain turned up positive.'

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'