Medical History Aficionado T-Shirts

"I'll distract him with my complete medical history, and then you can make your move."

Antique Ailments

1347 the Black Death rages through Europe

Hyacinthe Vincent

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Medical Examinations.

Cures for Ye Plague

Pediatrics: Anatomy

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

Edward Jenner

"Trepanning for gold"

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Early Blood Draw

John Snow

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

"We use leeches on the test subjects and slugs on the control group."

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

'Side effects? You have to worry about side effects?'

Consultation of Physicians.

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."

'Would it kill you to ask me how I'm doing?'

Florence Nightingale

Early Anaesthesia

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"You've omitted your previous patient experience and recommendations from two other doctors."

"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"