Medical Frontliners Mugs

Death in the red zone

Medical personnel give their hearts

Dancing Doctor

Deaths from Coronavirus

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

Frontline health workers

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Thank you

First aid departments

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

Emergency Underpants

"My God, now what?"

The Covid Tail

Essential work against Coronavirus

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'Remember the NHS ethos; if it ain't broke, break it. Then make sure it can't be mended.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

"I'll let you in on a little secret -- every pill on these shelves is a placebo, and I have no formal training."

"It's the worst part of working here...spending so much time with people at the end of their tether, ill, stressed, desperate for help..."

"Let me through! I'm a quack."

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."