Medical Frontliners Gifts

Death in the red zone

Medical personnel give their hearts

Dancing Doctor

Deaths from Coronavirus

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Frontline health workers

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

First aid departments

Thank you

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Emergency Underpants

"My God, now what?"

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

Essential work against Coronavirus

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

The Covid Tail

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'Remember the NHS ethos; if it ain't broke, break it. Then make sure it can't be mended.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

"It's the worst part of working here...spending so much time with people at the end of their tether, ill, stressed, desperate for help..."

"I'll let you in on a little secret -- every pill on these shelves is a placebo, and I have no formal training."

"Let me through! I'm a quack."

Bovine Proctology Graduation