Medical Fiction Lover Prints

'You're a doctor and you were making a house call? -- You expect anybody to believe that alibi?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Robocop and Juliet.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

Jester Surgeon

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"I feel your pain level."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

Behind Every Stupid Man

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

'I've got this splitting headache.'

Cat Frankenstein

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Paging for a Doctor

Save Mars

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."